Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Miss Roxie's Shoes

Hello Best Friends.

This is Miss Roxie Rottweiler s peaking to you from the Rainbow Bridge. I have some most special news to share with you. Since arriving at the Rainbow Bridge, St. Francis has decided I am going to be a fine angel. In fact, St. Francis has given me the honorary position of Rainbow Bridge Ambassador. This makes me very proud and I want to do my best for St. Francis and all my friends here at the Rainbow Bridge.

Now you see, me and my friends, we’ve already spent our time on earth. Some, like me, had a wonderful time. We were very blessed with loving families. And then some of my friends, well, they just think the Rainbow Bridge is the best place they could ever be because they never got to have human families, or know how good life can be with a loving human companion.

I’m not one who likes to fuss or complain, but some days here it gets a tiny bit crowded. We like our big group hugs, but we also like to run in the green grass and feel our paws spring and bounce off the soft clouds. Play time is a big part of being at the Rainbow Bridge.

Humans know what it’s like when things get a bit crowded sometimes. But some humans aren’t smart enough to think like a dog. You see, when you get a bit crowded, you should consider yourself blessed to be surrounded by so much life and love and sharing. Every life has value. Every animal has a gift and we all want to share our gifts with you.

Only some humans don’t like crowds, so humans send us to the Rainbow Bridge before our time and think that’s going to stop over-crowding. As soon as you send one of my friends here to the Rainbow Bridge, all you’ve done is opened your doors to take in another one of my furry friends to fill up the crowded space you didn’t want to have in the first place. Now that’s not very smart thinking is it? Of course it isn’t.

So you see, it’s my job to educate humans. Sending my friends to the Rainbow Bridge before their time to make room for another homeless pet is never going to solve the problem of being too crowded. Well, I’m here to tell you, you need yourself a good ole fashion arithmetic lesson.

One and one makes two, and two and two make four, and before you know it, you got yourself a gazillion furry friends, but you don’t have enough beds for a gazillion friends and you don’t got enough money to feed them all. So what do humans do? Humans send my animal friends to the Rainbow Bridge before it’s time to come. But how does that help? Well, it don’t help anybody does it? Nope, and lots of cats and dogs never get to live a life of joy with their own family.

So as my granddaddy would say, humans need some common sense. Now granddaddy always said folks shouldn’t call it common sense, because so few humans have common sense it’s not that common anymore.

So as the Rainbow Bridge Ambassador, I’m going to share my wisdom, because humans need a dose of common sense. SPAY AND NEUTER! Yeap, that’s what you do alright.
Now would you want your human friends to tell you they got too many friends and they don’t need you anymore, so you just got to go away. Well, of course you don’t. That’s not a friend at all now is it?

So dear humans, if you wouldn’t mind, get yourselves some common sense, get yourself an arithmetic lesson, and learn how to give life to all my animal friends. SPAY AND NEUTER.

Mostly, some humans like to have too many of some things. Yes sirree. Ladies like to have too many shoes and too many purses. Men folk like to have too many gadgets and tools and fishing poles. Now you know you can’t wear but one pair of shoes at a time and you don’t need a dozen remote controls, now do you. So you done wasted all your hard earned money on too many things you don’t need that’s just going to overcrowd your closet and your garage. So what do you do? You decide one day you’re tired of not having enough space for all the things you don’t use or need in the first place. So you box them up for the Goodwill or have a yard sale or throw them in the trash. Don’t you wish you had made better use of your hard earned money. Course you do.

So here’s how you get real smart, save yourself money and stop taking up to much space you don’t have. Next time you think you just have to have another pair of shoes or another tool that you don’t need, be smart. You just tell yourself you’re going to spend your money wisely and make yourself feel real good too. Just say no to those shoes you’re only going to wear one time or to those tools you got too many of already. The cost of a pair of shoes would pay for spay or neuter for one of my furry friends. Then we wouldn’t have no extra friends we have to throw away because we get too crowded, and your closets and garages wouldn’t be cluttered up neither, and you would be proud you was so smart about spending your hard earned money.

Everybody wins.

And one more thing. If you do have too many extra shoes, just box them up and send them to the Rainbow Bridge. Chocolate would love to have a pair of shoes to chew on. Chocolate is one of my friends here at the Rainbow Bridge. He’s a lab puppy who came here too soon and never even got himself a name. He was such a pretty color St. Francis named him Chocolate.

Have a heart and spend smart
Choose spay not shoes
Choose neuter not tools
With love from the Rainbow Bridge

Miss Roxie Rottweiler
Rainbow Bridge Ambassador

Monday, October 3, 2011

From The Rainbow Bridge

My name is Roxie, Miss Roxie Rottweiler, that is. It was 14-1/2 years ago when St. Francis came to me and told me it was time to return to earth – he had a very important job for me. Yes, a human was grieving very badly and needed to be rescued. Now I know sometimes humans can be mighty cruel to dogs, so I was a bit scared, but I couldn’t let St. Francis down.

Soon enough I found my way to this lady who was in trouble. Wow, she was so sweet and just loved me and petted me. It was almost as good as heaven. I learned she had a human son who rescued animals, but more than anything her son loved rottweilers. Only her son had taken his own life a few months earlier and she didn’t want to go on living herself. This rescue mission was bigger than I thought.

We got off to a really good start. She always smiled when she held me and gave me so much love. She said I had found my forever home and told me to call her Mom. So for 14-1/2 years Mom and I took a journey together, a wonderful journey. After 14-1/2 years, my old body was tired and Dr. Murphy told Mom I had something called canine dementia and he couldn’t make me any better. It was time to cross the Rainbow Bridge. So on July 30, 2011, I returned to be with St. Francis and all my animal friends.

But you see, I didn’t die. I know humans can grieve something awful when we have to go, but I’m here to tell you my friends and I are all here at the Rainbow Bridge watching over you and we know we live on in your hearts everyday.

During my time on earth, Mom taught me lots of special things about humans. One thing Mom told me over and over again was how so many animals suffer and it is because animals have no voice. Mom believed very strongly I had to have my own voice, and told me by raising my voice I could do a lot of good to help save all my furry friends who aren’t blessed with loving forever homes. She also told me, that because I was a Rottweiler, some humans would fear me, hit me and expect me to be a mean, bad dog. Mom told me it was up to me to educate humans about rottweilers.
Thanks to my Mom, I now have my own voice, and even from the Rainbow Bridge, I can continue to raise my voice for my friends in trouble and educate dumb humans who think rottweilers are bad dogs.

So if you’re grieving for your furry friend, let me tell you, we are alive and well at the Rainbow Bridge and we can still do lots of good. Mom didn’t just give me a voice. When my Mom one day joins me at the Rainbow Bridge, she’s left behind a life insurance policy to establish an endowment fund in my name so all my furry friends who find their way to earth will have the hope and help they need to have a life as good as the life I lived. And boy was I spoiled rotten. I trained my Mom to bake me rosemary chicken and feed me Blue Bell ice cream on hot summer days.

I was quite the Diva. It was a wonderful life. As much as I miss Mom, I know we will be together again, but more importantly, Mom made sure we could both give the gift of life even from the Rainbow Bridge.

You, too, can honor the life of your furry friends by continuing to give the gift of life. It’s what your beloved pets would want. I know of no better way to honor your loved one than to give a loving forever home to a friend in need. Keep their love alive, keep their voice alive.

I have friends here at the Rainbow Bridge who never had a forever home. They never knew humans could be kind and good and loving. Here there is no pain or sadness, only joy and love. As happy as life may be at the Rainbow Bridge, I wish all my friends could have known the joy of human love and having a best friend. I was one of the lucky ones.

It shouldn’t be that way. Receiving love should never be a matter of luck. Every furry friend deserves a forever loving home. We all have so much love to give. Only you can change that.

If you’re grieving the loss of your best friend, won’t you honor their lives and all the joy and love they gave you by giving life to those we’ve left behind. I’m so proud my Mom gave me a voice and I lived a life of purpose. With your help and your voice, you, too, can not only honor the best friend you’ve lost, you can give the gift of life to all my animal friends just waiting to give you love too. The best gifts of all are the gifts which keep on giving.

With Love From The Rainbow Bridge

Miss Roxie Rottweiler

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Best Friends Animal Sanctuary Bargain of the Century

Hello to my dear human friends:

Now I hadn't been writtin for a while now, cause I been buzy helping Mom rescue lots a fur balls that need homes. And me and Mom been fightin to shut down puppy mills, cauze puppies ain't products. There's lots a work to be done to help all my friends, and you need to be helpin too.
Now today I'm gonna tell you about the best bargain of the century. Yes sirree, if you want to get the most out a your hard earned money, I'm gonna tell you how to stretch your dollars and pennies till they squeal.

You find yourself a most handsome or pretty dog at Dogtown at the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in Knabe, Utah, and you send Best Friends a $25 check. Did you know you can sponsor a dog at Dogtown for only $25 a year. Now that's the bargain of the century. Heck, Mom says I costed more than $25 a week just to feed me. So's you see, Best Friends is some kind a miracle worker, and they got to be the best place on the whole planet for animals that don't got themselves no forever homes yet.

Now me and Mom, we be sponsoring Buzz at Dogtown. Cauze you see, Buzz is a rottweiler like me, so course we know Buzz is beautiful, smart, and just about one of the best dogs on the planet. And we got to get Buzz a forever home too.

Heck, if I didn't love my Mom so much, I think I'd like living at Best Friends. I'd still get play time and treats and spa day and walks and lots a good care from Dr. Mike. And I sure could save Mom lots a money if it only costed $25 a year to take care a me. Cauze you see, I'm a most spoiled rotten little girl, and Mom says I'm what you call high maintenance. I only get the best. But I guess when you're a diva or a princess like me, well only the best will do anyway.

Now friends, I want you to go to www.bestfriends.org and find yourself a most beautiful dog at Dogtown to sponsor. Now iffen you want to adopt one and give him or her a forever home, you can do that too. But you got to be really good parents, cauze not just anybody can adopt a dog. You got to be special, cauze having a pet is a privilege.

See if you take care of your pets, well they take care of you, and they give you the bestest joy and love in the whole wide world, lots better than human relatives. And pets don't never borrow money from you or ask to borrow your car or nuttin like that, so they just about the best relatives you could have. So if you're one of them lucky humans that's good enough to deserve a family pet, well Best Friends will help ya out. Money really can buy you love when you spend your money to adopt a great pet. ADOPT DON'T SHOP. Just don't never ever buy a pet from a pet store, cause puppies aren't products and we got to put them puppy mills out a business for good.

So till next time, check out Dogtown at www.bestfriends.org and get yourself a real friend and a lifetime a love. Find yourself a most beautiful dog to sponsor today. You'' be glad you did.

Miss Roxie Rottweiler

Monday, August 3, 2009

Mom Is A Blue Bell Copy Dog



Hello to my dear reader friends:


I got me some more pictures for my Blue Bell scrapbook and I made me some new Blue Bell friends. I want you to meet Ms. Kim Fowler in the blue shirt and Ms. Kelly Doss in the orange shirt. And well, that's me in the picture with my Blue Bell cooler and my Blue Bell hat. Now Miss Kim and Miss Kelly are some very nice Blue Bell ladies that brings the most delicious Blue Bell ice cream to the grocery store. They was mighty sweet to let me take their picture so's I could add it to my Blue Bell scrapbook.


Now I ain't real happy about having to take them pictures on a dirty sidewalk, onlyest dogs can't go in grocery stores. Now I wanted to get in that grocery store and put my paws in that cooler and have my picture made at the Blue Bell cooler. Now don't you see why we got to have us some doggie Blue Bell ice cream. So's I don't have to stand on no dirty sidewalk OUTSIDE being deprived of my Blue Bell. Now ain't that sad. And you see, that's why you got to be telling Mr. Kruse I got to have my Rottweiler Rocky Road and my Dog Gone Good Vanilla Bone, so's I could go in a pet store and buy my Blue Bell ice cream with some dignity. Cauze I don't like it when I can't go in no grocery store and pick out my own Blue Bell. And don't nobody care if I get my picture made in the pet store at the Blue Bell cooler.


Even iffen grocery stores don't like me, I reckon I got myself a purty good idea cauze now my Mom's being a copy cat. Well, not really cauze she couldn't be no copy cat cauze I ain't a cat. So I reckon she's a copy dog. Now my Mom's done decided Blue Bell needs to make more new flavors for humans too. See my Mom loves to eat ambrosia. Mom likes to be a vagrant most times. Now you see vagrants don't like killing animals to eat em. Mom mostly likes to eat veggitables and fruits. Now you see, I'm what you call a carnival, so's I'm spose to eat meat. And that's why Mom cooks me rosemary chicken. Now see if you got to kill sumpum to eat it, well's you spose to be what you call higher up the food ladder. Now I reckon since I'm taller than a chicken and can climb a ladder, I reckon it's okay to eat my rosemary chicken.


Now bout them new Blue Bell flavors for humans, well Mom wants some ambrosia and sumpum called pinya collata. Now I reckon this pinya must be different from pin the tail on the donkey if you spose to eat it. Now you see to make ambrosia, well you got to put some cherries and some little bits a pineapples and some pecans in that most delicious Blue Bell orange swirl. Cauze you see, ambrosia's gotta have oranges, cept Mom says oranges ain't too good frozen, so you just got to use some already made orange ice cream. And iffen you want one of them pinya collatas, well you got to get yourself some vanilla ice cream and you got to make it with coconut milk stead a cow milk and you got to mix in some lime shurburt with a little bit a pineapples and some coconut flakes and a little bit a rum flavoring, cauze you don't want no real rum in ice cream. Childrens and puppies ain't spose to have no alcohol and it ain't rightly good for humans neither.

And see, Mom's been thinkin folks don't much eat ice cream in the winter cauze its cold outside and folks want to eat lots a warm soup. So Mom says we need some Blue Bell winter ice cream too. Now if peoples could have some good vanilla ice cream with crushed peppermint candy canes, well folks just might want to leave a big bowl for Santa Claus, and we's could call it Santa's Surprise. Now since we love all animals, well I reckon we got to be thinkin about reindeer too. So's maybe Blue Bell could take some a that good green lime shurburt and put some red cherries in it so's it would look like Christmas and you could have yourself some Reindeer Delight. Cauze see I think reindeer eats grass anyway, so they would like green ice cream. Heck, when you live at the North Pole you gotta be use to cold, so reindeer would get a Christmas treat of some good Blue Bell frozen green ice cream stead of having to eat frozen green grass. And I reckon they would like them red cherries in that green ice cream cauze it would match Rudolph's nose. Yep, Mom's trying to steal my brains so's Blue Bell can make ice cream folks want to eat in the winter when it's cold outside. Onlyest, I tell you right now, iffen Mom gets her flavors fore I get my Rottweiler Rocky Road and Dog Gone Good Vanilla Bone, my feelins is gonna be hurt mighty bad.


Yep, I reckon I got to get back to work so's I can have my doggie ice cream first, fore Blue Bell spends so much time on humans, and we gets left out. And next time you go to one a them grocery stores that don't like dogs, well you just pick yourself up a carton of some good ole Blue Bell and you might just find me sitting outside And iffen you see one a them Big Blue Bell trucks or them nice Blue Bell workers, tell em Miss Roxie sent ya and they got to be makin some doggie ice cream so's all dogs can have ice cream and so's we could get Mr. Kruse to help all my homeless friends at Best Friends.


Have a Blue Bell Day, Love, Miss Roxie Rottweiler

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Blue Bell Solves America's Health Reform



Hello to my dear reader friends:


Now if you been watching the news or readin the paper, well you knows everybody's talkin bout healthy reform. And everybody wants to be healthy now don't they. Cept how you pay them xpensive doctors is what you got to figure out. Cauze it costs lots and lots a money when you get sick, and I mean lots a money, more an most people make in a year.


You see bout two months ago I got really really sick, I mean really sick. The vets thought I was gonna die cauze my kidneys wouldn't work. I had to go to the mergency room and then I had to go see Miss Sara. Even Aunt Terry had to stick me with a shot to give me lots a fluids. Them vets asked my Mom if she had a place to bury me. Now that's purty sick and I was most scared. Mom was baking me rosemary chicken with little carrots hoping I would get well again.


Now you know what made me so sick. Turns out it was this dog food Mom bought at the pet store. Cauze you see I'm on a most special diet cauze I have to keep my weight down cauze I got bad hips. Well the pet store done run out of my food and Mom couldn't get none for a few days. Well she thought it would be alright if I just eat a little bit a that other pet dog food for a few days. Boy I won't never be eatin none of that food again. And you see I didn't have no health insurance neither and it costs Mom lots and lots a money to get me well again.


I don't reckon most dogs got health insurance, cept maybe them fancy show dogs or maybe some a them rich dogs. And you see, iffen you need to go to a vet when you get sick and got a mergency, well vets don't gotta see ya if you don't got no money. Only iffen you're a human, well a doctor's gotta make you well even iffen you don't got no money. So since I don't got no health insurance, Mom just had to find a way to pay the bill and it was lots and lots a money too. So you see, seems to me we got to get ourselves some dog healthy reform too. Cept I don't hear nobody talkin about doggie insurance. I'm not for sure why cauze we got lots more dogs than peoples. Seems to me dogs should get to have a vote about some healthy reform.


Well I reckon we ain't gonna get to vote or get no healthy reform, but that might not be too bad. Cauze you see Mr. Kruse and Blue Bell Ice Cream can fix the problem alright. Heck, maybe Mr. Kruse needs to be running for President cauze he could be fixin lots a them goverment problems and I'm gonna tell you how.


Mom knows lots a stuff bout dog food cauze she use to sell dog food. And there's lots a bad dog food out there peoples is buying and don't know it's bad. It wouldn't be nice to write about it, cept to say if you read the labels and knew what was really in some of the dog food you think is good for dogs, well you wouldn't never buy it again. Just cauze they say so on TV or just cauze

your vet says to eat it, you can't believe it's good. It ain't.


But you see when Mr. Kruse starts making Blue Bell Ice Cream for dogs, well then dogs is gonna be eatin good healthy treats and then they don't got a worry bout bad food, and gettin sick and xpensive vet bills and healthy reform. So you sees, Mr. Kruse can fix this here healthy reform problem. Cauze Uncle Sam sure don't know how to fix it. And it would be the most bestest solution. Cauze you see dogs don't get no social curity noways, so ain't nobody gotta rob social curity to fix our troubles. Nope. We just got to have Mr. Kruse get us some doggie ice cream so's we could eat healthy and stay well.


Now God give humans brains and they spose to have enough sense to know how to take care of their selves and knows what to eat and don't eat. Only dogs can't do that. We got to depend on humans to feed us. So Mr. Kruse don't gotta fix healthy reform for the humans, cauze they ought to have enough brains to figure it out. Well you see I got brains too, and I done figured out how Mr. Kruse can give us dogs some healthy reform and he don't gotta rob nobody to do it.


Now I reckon humans got enough sense to knows Blue Bell Ice Cream is the best ice cream on the planet and it's made with lots a good milk and eggs, so I reckon humans got enough sense to buy themselves some Blue Bell iffen they want some healthy reform. Now all we need is for Mr. Kruse to get our doggie ice cream in the stores and then we wouldn't be eatin no bad food made with byproducts and fillers. Cauze that's what almost killed me. Now iffen you don't know what byproducts are, you probably don't want to know, and iffen you did, you wouldn't never let your dog eat byproducts again.


Now my Mom will be most happy to share her rosemary chicken recipe for anybody that wants it. I was 12 years old in April and that's a mighty long time for a rottweiler, so I reckon Mom's doing something right and I got myself some good genes. So you see if dogs just have rosemary chicken and Blue Bell Ice Cream, well that's all the healthy reform we need. We not gonna be gettin sick and we ain't gotta have no healthy reform. Yep, when Mr. Kruse gets out own Blue Bell Ice Cream for sale, well the problem is solved. Peoples gonna get jobs and Blue Bell's gonna make money and Best Friends is gonna get some help for my homeless buddies.


So now you see why Mr. Kruse's just got to get that Blue Bell doggie ice cream out there. Cauze it's gonna fix lots of America's troubles, and best of all, I'm gonna have my very own ice cream flavors. I just can't decide which is better, Dog Gone Good Vanilla Bone or Rottweiler Rocky Road.


Now there's just one more thing you got to know. You see we got to get us what you call a advertising campane to sell lots and lots of Blue Bell Ice Cream for dogs. Don't you know I been doing my homework. We're gonna have us some Blue Bell Ice Cream bibs and we're gonna get ourselves some insulated little treat balls to hold our ice cream and we're gonna get our own doggie cone bowls and course we're gonna get Blue Bell doggie hats for our birthday parties and we're gonna get us some doggie Blue Bell T-shirts too. And since we're gonna be helping Best Friends, well we done got our slogan too. Cauze ain't nothin better than sharing Blue Bell with your Best Friend.


Now I gotta a little secret to share with ya, but you couldn't be telling Mr. Kruse, cauze he needs to be busy making my doggie ice cream, so's we don't need to bother him right now. But after Mr. Kruse gets our doggie ice cream in our pet stores, well guess what. Then we're gonna help Mr. Kruse make kitty kat cones too. Sorry cats, but you'll just have to wait your turn in line, cauze dogs thought of it first.


So iffen you want to be a good American and fix this healthy reform, well you just tell Blue Bell to get my ice cream in the pet stores. Then Mr. Kruse can run for President and fix this country, but not until after I get my Rottweiler Rocky Road.


Have a Blue Bell Day, Love Miss Roxie

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Blue Bell and Best Friends



Hello to my dear reader friend:


I been pretty busy lately chasing critters out of granddaddy's garden cauze it's summertime you know. We got to get all them vegatables full grown to put up for the cold winter. Now bout them critters. Well there ain't no reason for them to be in the garden. You see the birds got bird feeders. Mom feeds the feral cats. We got corn and nuts for the squirrels and chipmunks and we put out table scraps for the possums and raccoons. So it's not like we want any critters to go hungry. But them deer sure do love purple hull peas. We just don't want them messing with our tomatoes and peas and okra and squash. I don't think critters like okra anyway cauze its scratchy.


Now down the road they grow lots a Chilton County peaches and boy do we love them peaches. Mom loves to cut up some peaches and put em in a big ole bowl of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. Now even if Blue Bell makes peach ice cream, it's a bit hard to find. I reckon it's just so good, Blue Bell can't make it fast enough to keep in the stores. But peaches and Blue Bell is mighty good. Now with fall coming on, I reckon Blue Bell might want to be studying making a new ice cream with some apples and cinnamon. Now wouldn't that be good. Cauze everybody likes ice cream on apple pie, so I reckon Blue Bell can just make us some apple pie ice cream, so's we don't have to stand in a hot kitchen and bake a pie. Course I don't go the kitchen no way, cause you see in hot weather, I shed a lot, and don't nobody want dog hair in their food - not even me. So I leave the cooking to Mom. I reckon she don't shed much.


Well friends, I reckon I best remind you I need you to keep calling and writing Blue Bell and telling them we're waiting on some doggie ice cream to make their way to the pet stores. Yeap, seems some folks done got a bit lazy, and being lazy don't get nothing done. Yeap, cauze if we can hurry up and get some Blue Bell for dogs, well it's gonna be a most wonderful thing. We're gonna have our own most delicious ice cream we don't gotta share with humans. And see Mr. Kruze's gonna have to hire people to make our ice cream so's people that need a job can get back to work. And best of all, we're gonna sweet talk Mr. Kruse into donating a nickel to Best Friends so my homeless friends get themselves a family and well, Best Friends is gonna help Mr. Kruse sell the ice cream. Now ain't that a plan, cause everybody comes out ahead. Onlyest, it ain't gonna happen lessen you all let Blue Bell know you want doggie ice cream and you're gonna buy lots a doggie ice cream. It's what you call one a them perrishables, which means you got to sell it and eat it in a hurry. Don't nobody want to be eating no old ice cream. And I guarantee you when you get it home your dogs are just gonna lap it right up and ask for more. Cauze we know we already love Blue Bell for humans. But you see, some of them most delicious flavors dogs can't eat cauze it ain't good for dogs, and that's why we gotta have our own ice cream. And besides, we don't get to shop in human grocery stores, but we are most welcome in pet stores, so's we need our ice cream and I sure do need your help, cauze it's gonna be a good thing; heck, even a wonderful thing.


So please write or call Mr. Kruse and tell him Miss Roxie sent ya and ya need some doggie ice cream. And we need him to make Dog Gone Good Vanilla Bone, Rottweiler Rocky Road, Pawlicious Peanut Butter, Country Canine Carob, Not So Chocolate Lab and Poodle Parfait. Well since that's only six flavors and we got seven days in the week, I got to get busy and make another new flavor so's we could have a different flavor every day. And if you want to suggest a new flavor for your favorite dog, well you just write to Miss Roxie. Well maybe we could have some Canine Doodle Dandy or some Akita Chiquita Banana or Neopolitan Mastiff. Well I'll be studying on it and remember you got to contact Blue Bell so we's can get this show on the road.


And now it's time for my big bowl of Blue Bell.


HAVE A BLUE BELL DAY, Miss Roxie Rottweiler